friends: *makes vague posts, adds photos of their other best friends, does stuff without me, etc*
me: ✓ splitting 8:03pm
someone: oh do you like video games
me: yeah
someone: what games have you played
me: i have mislead you. i lied. i play the same two over and over. i made you think i Know Things about video games. i donot. i have played fable 3 six times
nudytattooer
y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships
me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop
Uh…mood
i HATE this
Test your smoke alarm by setting your house on fire
unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me)
@ impeachment folks, February 19th 2017 is your last day to get this shit done and still break William Henry Harrison’s record for shortest presidential term